S: hey Reese did you know you can start working for the family business at 7 years old?
R: I can??
S: yeah and you can earn money to save or buy things
R: yeah well I will probably want to buy guns when I’m 7…
A: Nixon- want to go the car wash?
N: the haywasher????
A: nix, did you it’s really called the CARwash not the haywasher?
N: car wash? Yeah I know that! I just like haywasher better
While skiing in Utah Andrew and Warren kept saying ridiculous ski phrases all weekend (like shred, shred the gnar, etc) – gosh boy are weird
W: Hey Nixon, I’m gunna go shred some gnar burgers with your dad!
N: Ewwww! Can you bring me back one?
From then on Nix was asking for one of these ‘gnar burgers’ the whole trip!