Christmas Morning I wake up and go jump on Nixon’s bed…
S: Nixon! Merry Christmas! It’s Christmas!
N: I know.
S: Do you remember what happens today?
N: pure excitement in his eyes Yes! I get GGGGUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!
Andrew and Reese were driving….
A: Tomorrow is Pancake Saturday! Hey how many pancakes can you eat?
R: It Is?!?!
A: Yeah. How many pancakes do you think you can eat?
A: Reese? You back there?
A: How many pancakes can you eat?
R: I’m counting!
Andrew turns around to look at her and she’s holding her hands in the shape of a circle while ‘stamping’ that circle up from her neck, down to her tummy, down to each leg and then back up again.
A: 16? How do you know?
R: That’s how many will fit!
I walked into the room not seeing Nixon was crouched down in between two couches
N: Actually mom! I DID NOT pee my pants!!
S: ???? Ummmm Ok well then come out from between the couches then
N: Comes out in Pee soaked pants
My nephew Noah was sitting at the dinner table with all 10 of us and in the middle of a family conversation jolts his head up and says:
Noah: Hey! Wouldn’t it be cool if the world was made of tic-tacs?!?!?